A woman told Martin County Sheriff's deputies Nov. 5 she saw a man
identified as William Gibson, 50, in front of a store on Jensen Beach
Boulevard with his jeans around his knees. Gibson reached in his undies
and fondled his genitals.
"(H)e then removed his hand from his underwear (and) smelled his fingers," records state..
Meanwhile, after the sniffing, a witness statement gives this account
of what happened: "Then he jiggled his underware (sic) in the back, as
to maybe be hiding something in there. Then all of a sudden he just
pulled down the front of his underware (sic), to expose his genitals,
fluffing them."
Gibson told a deputy he was "airing out" his penis.
Gainesville police said Michael Maddux was seen by a loss prevention officer stealing a pair of $60 from JCPenney. After being arrested, Maddux told police he did
take the merchandise and “didn’t know why … it must be a Winona Ryder thing,” the police report said. He was charged with a
misdemeanor charge of petty theft.
Karie Lindgren, 36, of Tarpon Springs, Florida, was arrested on one count of
felony animal cruelty. Here's why:
About 5:45 p.m. Saturday, Lindgren tried luring the duck with a
piece of candy...but when the duck did not
approach, Lindgren drove her vehicle across a lawn and ran over it “at a
high rate of speed,” according to an arrest report. One witness said Lindgren had “stalked” the duck, the affidavit says.
Naked and wet, more than 800 nudists paraded into the waters of
Haulover Beach Sunday afternoon in an attempt to break the Guinness
World Record for most skinny-dippers at a single venue.
The
skin-baring event drew 805 people, breaking the previous record of 729
people set this past July on El Playazo Beach in Vera Playa, Almeria,
Spain.
The world record, still pending approval from Guinness, took several hours, two counters and an independent supervisor.
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/11/03/3729939/naked-beachgoers-break-skinny.html#storylink=cpy
Boca Raton police received a call from a man walking his dog Friday. He
told police he saw a man hunched over a large duffel bag in a Walgreens
parking lot, talking to it. He said the man started to lift the duffel
bag into his car when a woman's arm poked out. The man then pushed the
arm back inside the bag, put it in the car and drove off.
Turned out he was staying in a halfway
house in order to dry out and since having overnight guests there was
against the rules he and his girlfriend came up with a plan of sneaking
her in via a duffel bag.
At the end of the video clip below (starting at about the 36 second mark) Mark Economou, Public Information Manager for the Boca Raton Police Department, explains how this oddly humorous incident capped off the force's weekend.
As he said, you can't make this stuff up. Well worn phrase, but surely true in this case.
