'Penis snake'

Commonly referred to as the 'penis snake,' this animal is actually something called an atretochoana eiselti, which is an amphibian species of the caecilian order. Until it's rediscovery in Brazil in 2011, only reserved specimens were known to exist.

Plane passenger who exposed 'pepperminty’ genitals cleared of wrongdoing

From Provo, Utah:

Thursday, a judge found the man not guilty, saying federal attorneys failed to prove that he meant to break the law.

The man’s troubles began Nov. 17, 2012, when according to documents he sat in 25F, a middle seat between two women. The documents say the woman in the window seat saw the man cover his lap with a coat and "continually moving his arm under the coat."

As the flight neared Salt Lake City, the woman leaned forward to put away her glasses and saw that the man was "holding his exposed penis in his right hand." She confronted the man, who apologized.

The woman reported the incident to police when the plane landed.

During an interview, the man later told investigators he had inadvertently put peppermint oil on his genitals. He explained to police that he had a headache before the flight but didn’t believe in using medication. Instead, he applied the peppermint oils to his head in a Minneapolis airport bathroom. While using the bathroom, the oils got on his genitals, which began to burn and feel irritated during the flight.

Man arrested for 'airing out' his penis

From Jensen Beach, Florida:

A woman told Martin County Sheriff's deputies Nov. 5 she saw a man identified as William Gibson, 50, in front of a store on Jensen Beach Boulevard with his jeans around his knees. Gibson reached in his undies and fondled his genitals.
"(H)e then removed his hand from his underwear (and) smelled his fingers," records state..
Meanwhile, after the sniffing, a witness statement gives this account of what happened: "Then he jiggled his underware (sic) in the back, as to maybe be hiding something in there. Then all of a sudden he just pulled down the front of his underware (sic), to expose his genitals, fluffing them."
Gibson told a deputy he was "airing out" his penis.

Woman and father arrested after she bites boyfriend's penis during argument

Athens, Georgia - Clarke County police said they arrested a woman and her father early Monday following an altercation in which the woman allegedly bit her boyfriend’s penis.
Officers responded to a home on Magnolia Terrace at about 12:45 a.m. on the victim’s complaint that he was attacked by his girlfriend and father at the residence where all three live, police said.
The victim alleged that 27-year-old Sade Rene Greene “scratched him in the chest, neck, and also bit his penis through his pants,” according to a police incident report.
During the fight, 52-year-old Ricky Levell Greene allegedly punched the victim in the mouth.
When officers arrived at the residence they found the victim shirtless in the street, with scratches on his body and bleeding from a split lower lip, according to police.
The victim did not say what instigated the fight.