Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Pumpkin Chunkin' Spreading

The latest outbreak was on Thursday in Laurence Harbor, NJ:
Authorities received a report this morning from a passerby who came upon a catapult at the Old Bridge Waterfront Park.
When police responded to the Laurence Harbor beach, they found the device. And after a brief investigation – involving looking at the scattered pumpkin shards around the piece of weaponry – they were able to determine that it was used to fire large orange gourds into the great blue abyss.
"I guess a bunch of people carried it down there and had a good time shooting these pumpkins into the ocean," said Lieutenant Paul Moser of the Old Bridge Police Department.
When police arrived, the crank that made the pumpkin-launcher operational had been taken off the device. Pumpkin Chunkin is a (self-explanatory) thing that happens in Delaware, among other places, including Warren County. This is apparently the unsanctioned Jersey Shore version.
 Must be pretty boring in Laurence Harbor, NJ.

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